Bill O'Reilly - His Followers Are Now Called Billbots

Bill O'Reilly is a special case. A man who somehow thinks he weilds great power and has delusions of grandeur to go along with his ego and persecution complex. He went after SF because he didn't like some measures that the people of that city voted on and he definitely didn't like the outcome. You can read about it here.

So in honor of Bill's latest outrage I have a proposal. Rush has his dittoheads, what does Bill have to call his own? I propose we name anyone who listens to this guy and who believes what he says now be called a billbot. All billbots will speak in a monotone voice with no emotion, and no humanity as they greet each other by saying for example, "I am billbot John Smith from Little Rock do you reside in the no spin zone?" If you do not reside in the no spin zone like a billbot does you are deemed unworthy and will be shunned by all good billbots. It would be the official greeting of the like minded.

If I was a writer on the Daily Show I would try and write a funny little script about it. Bill is perfect material. I don't know if Bill is aware of what satire is though, but that doesn't matter, as Al Franken noted "Satire is free speech, even if the object of the satire doesn't get it".